Total Medals Earned: 281 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,470 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 8/8 (345/345 points)
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Total Score of 100,000+
Medals Earned: 26/30 (325/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 32/32 (405/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/15 (435/440 points)
Finish a level with 3 skulls.
Help a semi truck arrive safely.
Complete 10 levels with 3 stars.
Finish 10 levels with 3 skulls.
Save 3 ambulances in one level.
All residential levels with 1 star or better.
Get 3 skulls using only oil spots.
Destroy 5 buses in one level.
Save 5 firefighter trucks in one level.
All commercial levels with 1 star or better.
Finish 25 levels with 3 skulls.
Complete 25 levels with 3 stars.
Finish all 45 levels with 3 skulls.
Complete all 45 levels with 3 stars.
Complete a level with 3 stars.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Wake Up
Kill a zombie.
Finish the episode.
Fend off the Zombie and meet Naomi.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/75 points)
Start playing the 4th episode.
Kill the zombie to save Naomi.
Eat.
Count the sheep and fall asleep.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (100/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
